Monday, December 19, 2011

Pnoy chose a Slenda Body than a Sendong

A Slenda body is worth more than Sendong
Malacanang says and it later corrected itself that the President will visit the typhoon Sendong ravaged cities of Iligan and Cagayan before (and not after) Christmas. It fails to even grasp my imagination why on earth the Presidential communication group made an error such as this. Imagine, sending out an erroneous message in this time of great calamity! Dios mio!@ Que horror, as the conos would say.


And this enlightened indio can't believe his ears when he heard that Pnoy was out partying with Slenda girl, Valerie Concepcion during the Typhoon Sendong outslaught. Maybe Pnoy thought that this is just an ordinary storm, nothing to worry about. 


Opps, flashback to Manila Bay Hostage Crisis. Flashback to the Bicol flooding tragedy. Flashback to other similar tragedies that happened here without the President ever going there and commanding the bureaucracy.


This same kind of lack of insight and obvious katamaran is neither an aberration nor a propaganda-based accusation. It is beginning to be a hallmark of this administration. 


Valerie Concepcion, the sultry ABS-CBN talent who was invited during the party attended by no less than the President and hundreds of testosterone crazy PSG men, even tweeted that Pnoy enjoyed her jokes. Since when did the sexy, vavavoom become a comedianne? She doesn't look like Ai-ai, right?


Anyway, the party lasted into the wee hours of the night so much so that the President was so drunk and that explains why probably he wasn't able to read the report--and that report about the devastation probably gave him a headache---scores dead, hundreds missing and entire villages swept by raging flash floods.


And quite expectedly, the President would have remarked---This can't be! This is Mindanao! It rarely rains there. Or so we thought.


His secretary Mario Montejo, in classic cono style said that PAGASA did not err in predicting the path of the typhoon. How about predicting the volume of rain water? Of what, Mr. Mangubat, I imagine Mario responding. " Of soda water and whisky?"


" The amount of soda water last Sunday was enough for everybody."


O, flashback again, and we see the "Emperor" former AFP Chief Esperon throwing thousand peso bills in the air, to the delight of his ISAFP men, who were so drunk, they thought the party was inside Ms. Universe in Pasay. Wrong.


This explains why we have a depressed nation, with a depressing economy and a similarly depressing bureaucracy.


We have conos in power, who have a false sense of priority in their lives. Who choses a Slenda body instead of bodies which Sendong killed?


Of course, who will not succumb to a Slenda?



7 comments:

  1. Ibinoto nyo eh! I dearly miss Mr Action Man...DICK GORDON!

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  2. Pnoy chose a Slenda Body than a Sendong - the topic itself is already hilarious!!!...:D

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  3. i soooo like you already after reading two of your blog entries! that's why i am happy to say that i didn't vote for a moronic president!

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  4. Bakit ba ganyan si PNoy? Parang wala sya pakialam at walang malasakit?
    Siguro sabi nya, "Wala naman ako magagawa kung dumating ang bagyo. Di ko kasalanan yun. Kung may mga tao na nagkaganun, that is life eh. Baka yun ang nakaguhit sa kanilang palad. Di bale, magpapadala na lang ako ng mga relief goods. Saka kaya nga may mayor tayo sa ibat ibang panig ng probinsya eh para sila ang mag asikaso nun at nang maaayos ang pagkaka delegate ng trabaho."
    Bakit ganun???

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  5. You got it all right. And I always hate PNoy's face when he goes on tv -- crackling his patented crooked smile -- whether its talking about the devastation of the typhoon, making alibi's about the botched HK hostage crisis, his plans for educational budget cuts, and rising taxes. What's worse, he tries to project himself as a 'hero' or goody-two-shoes when he utilizes the same authoritarianism/ dictatorialism as his purported enemies. At least with Gloria or Marcos there were no pretenses.

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  6. MALAS NYONG LAHAT KASI KAYO ANG MAY MGA KASALAN...KAYO ANG RASON BAKIT NAKAUPO 'YAN SYA DIYAN EH...TAPOS NGAYON MAGREREKLAMO KAYO!!! KUNG AKO SI PNOY...OF COURSE I WOULD CHOOSE SLENDA BODY THAN SENDONG COZ I WANNA SHOW MY EX WHO'S ENGAGED THAT I GOT A YOUNGER WIFE TO BE...SINO BA NAMAN ANG INDI MAGKAKANDARAPA NYAN!!! NALALAGAS NA ANG MGA BUHOK NYA SA KAKAISIP KUNG SINO ANG MATINONG BABAENG PAPATOL SA KANYA...HAHAAAY DIYOS KO PO!!! GALING BA 'YAN SILA KAY BELO??? ANG PAPLASTIK...MAGKAPATID NGA TALAGA SILA NI...EWAN KO BANG KLASENG BABAE 'YAN...SINASABI KO NA NGA BA EH NUON PA NA LALABAS AT LALABAS ANG TUNAY NA MGA KULAY NYAN EH!!! MY DAUGHTER AND I ALONG WITH MY NIECE HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE WITH THEIR YOUNGEST SIBLING...WE WERE IN MLA TO TAKE A LAST GLIMPSE OF SOME OF THE LOCAL CELEBRITIES WHO ARE "FAMAS AWARDEE/S" A.K.A. MAHIHILIG MAGDRAMA SA BUHAY BEFORE COMING OVER TO THE U.S. SANA...WE ACCIDENTALLY SAW HIS MADRAMANG SIS WALKING ON THE HALLWAY (TAKE NOTE: SURROUNDED WITH MUSCLED UNIFORM WEARING BODYGUARDS) IN ONE OF THE NETWORKS IN THE PHILS. AND TRYING TO GET HER ATTENTION TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH HER SAYING " HI, (SAYING HER NAME) PWEDE MAGPAPICTURE SA'YO SANDALI LANG? SINABIHAN BA NAMAN KAMI...AYYY! I'M IN A HURRY!!! (BODYGUARDS BLOCKING OUR WAY)!!! WTF!!! I EVEN YELLED AT THEM SAYING THESE WORDS: 'YAN BA ANG KLASENG KAPATID NG PANGULO NG BANSA ANG BOBOTOHIN NYO? PICTURE TAKING NGA LANG DI NA MAIBIGAY? HOW MUCH MORE EXTENDING HELP FOR TONS OF FAMILIES THAT WAS AFFECTED BY TYPHOON SENDONG? AND HIRAP KAYA PAGANAHIN ANG UTAK SA TAAS KAYSA UTAK SA BABA!!! GOOD LUCK MR. PNOY SLENDA :-)

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