I Know where Faeldon is

There's Faeldon there in the picture. He just attended the rally and was last seen taking oath as a cop.

I've heard General Razon over television announcing a one-million peso reward for those who will give information on the whereabouts of alleged Magdalo leader Faeldon. Well, I don't need one million pesos. But, since I am a "concerned" citizen of the Philippines, I will now reveal where Capt. Faeldon is.

1. Capt. Faeldon attended the Black Nazarene day of feast last January 9.
2. He then went to Tondo to attend the Feast of the Santo Nino. Afterwards,
3. He went to the Sinulog festival to ask for a girlfriend. He then
4. went to Antipolo to ask for a sign from the healing priest. He
5. then masqueraded as a farmer yesterday and went to Recto to commemorate
6. the Mendiola Massacre. After the peaceful rally, he went for a snack
7. in Chinatown since Chinese New Year is just around the corner. He then
8. went in Luneta to pee. He then saw many couples copulating in the
9. Mehan gardens.
10. He is now in the office of Vicky Belo, trying to have a sex change operation to
11. justify Razon's pronouncements that he was helped by a girl to escape.


I also would like to confirm that the reporter and Faeldon are long-time soul mates. They met at the Manila Peninsula.They're supposed to get married but its sukob since there's a wedding going on at that time.

When the reporter gave Faeldon a paper to wipe his sweat away, the CCTV cameras caught them. That's what the paranoid officials saw in that video clip. It was even not a media ID. It was a love letter since it was love at first sight.