Faeldon the lineman

I just heard In Justice Secretary Raul Gonzales asking for an investigation into allegations that Capt. Nick Faeldon served as a lineman for Meralco last November 29. Yes, the good soldier escaped allegedly posing as a lineman.

Well, I'm not surprised. With the low pay of soldiers nowadays compared with the millions being showered to their officers like Esperon, I am not surprised if Faeldon moonlights as a Meralco lineman. Or even a bill collector. Imagine, if you're a bill collector, you'll have thousands of pesos in your hands everyday. The only "threat" to your life probably comes from the dogs. Those wads of dough can probably buy a few handguns or maybe an M-16? That could be used for a coup, right Mr. Gonzales?

Hey, I heard that aside from being a lineman, Faeldon also worked as a balut vendor, a fishball vendor and a Bayantel Wireless Landline seller. Yes, he actually was a BAYANTEL Landline seller.

I have a challenge to Raul Gonzales---Mr. Secretary, are you sure that Dana Batnag is not Faeldon in disguise?Maybe you should call Dana and have her gender checked? Maybe she's Faeldon?

Have you checked maybe priest killer Norberto Manero is the renegade rebel soldier? They seem to look alike, except maybe for the hair? Ah, with photos of him sporting a killer hairdo, the most logical for Faeldon to do is shave everything off.

I bet that Faeldon is just out there somewhere. I heard from a reliable source that he's enjoying his life as palos. Yes, Faeldon is Palos. This should give Gonzales a cause to go to ABS-CBN and look for Faeldon.

Or maybe Faeldon is healing priest Suarez in disguise. They look alike right?

Fuzzy foot

Now the truth has been revealed--PNP just sensationalized this media witchhunt to justify its oppressive actions. Before, I used to admire PNP Chief Avelino Razon. Now, my admiration to this gentleman has waned considerably. I am very disappointed.

Razon should not be a party to these ridiculous things. Imagine, saying that a reporter helped Faeldon escaped when the RPN 9 footage shows no such proof. You know what the police did? One day after the Peninsula siege, police confiscated footages of all government TV stations, including RPN 9. When reviewing the tapes of RPN 9, IBC 13 and NBN 4, police discovered the footage taken by Ino Salvador, the assigned cameraman at that time. That's when police postulated that reporter Dana Batnag was giving a press ID to Faeldon. But, look closely at the footage. Dana was NOT giving any press ID. She was interviewing Faeldon.

Tsk,tsk,tsk. Sir, you and your men should be very, very careful. You have lost considerable credibility because of this issue. I recommend that you and the rest of the police institution should apologize to the Philippine media immediately. Your fuzzy foot has been in your mouth for so long.

I Know where Faeldon is

There's Faeldon there in the picture. He just attended the rally and was last seen taking oath as a cop.

I've heard General Razon over television announcing a one-million peso reward for those who will give information on the whereabouts of alleged Magdalo leader Faeldon. Well, I don't need one million pesos. But, since I am a "concerned" citizen of the Philippines, I will now reveal where Capt. Faeldon is.

1. Capt. Faeldon attended the Black Nazarene day of feast last January 9.
2. He then went to Tondo to attend the Feast of the Santo Nino. Afterwards,
3. He went to the Sinulog festival to ask for a girlfriend. He then
4. went to Antipolo to ask for a sign from the healing priest. He
5. then masqueraded as a farmer yesterday and went to Recto to commemorate
6. the Mendiola Massacre. After the peaceful rally, he went for a snack
7. in Chinatown since Chinese New Year is just around the corner. He then
8. went in Luneta to pee. He then saw many couples copulating in the
9. Mehan gardens.
10. He is now in the office of Vicky Belo, trying to have a sex change operation to
11. justify Razon's pronouncements that he was helped by a girl to escape.


I also would like to confirm that the reporter and Faeldon are long-time soul mates. They met at the Manila Peninsula.They're supposed to get married but its sukob since there's a wedding going on at that time.

When the reporter gave Faeldon a paper to wipe his sweat away, the CCTV cameras caught them. That's what the paranoid officials saw in that video clip. It was even not a media ID. It was a love letter since it was love at first sight.