Chip Tsao as Chi-Tae

Chip Tsao (a Hongkong based journalist writing on some unknown publication) seems to be losing sleep nowadays over some scattered rocks on the disputed Spratlys islands. He was able to sleep soundly when the Japanese put their flag over at Diaoyu Island. That, to him, is okey. Chip Tsao is a Japanese spy, a lover of Japanese anime and a veritable lover even of Japanese slapstick and Japanese porno. For a Chinese like him, Japanese are superior race. He would probably even appreciate if his mother would change partners and partner with a Japanese fisherman. That's why BBC probably kicked his butt. He's Chinese yet he wants to change his race. Chip Tsao is a racial cross-dresser.

That's why Chip Tsao became incest when Filipinos raised their flag over what has been their islands and possessions since the days when Tsao was still house tsa'a. For one who has been with a Filipina assistant for quite some time, whom he treats as his veritable slave, Tsao must have thought that the race of his Filipina assistant will forever be subservient to foreign tastes. He is. He's a lover of everything Japanese, yet he's Chinese. And he wants even his assistants to be like him, a racial cross-dresser.

For Chip Tsao, a slave is a slave forever, just like him, a slave of everything Japanese. He would like Japan to even pin their flag on Hongkong soil or possibly pierce his behind with that Japanese stick. That's why BBC love to can his reports since most of them are rubbish and fit only for octogenarians to see.

It's inconceivable for Chip Tsao to think that his government, a known bully in the South China seas and an exporter of everything dangerous to humans, to have been humiliated by this slave race. He can't seem to buy that idea that Filipinos now, as he describes as those who clean his toilets, to now tell him, straight in his pimpled face " Up Yours!"

Maybe Chip Tsao fears that Filipinos would stop patronizing cheap Chinese products. Maybe Chip Tsao fears of becoming Chi-Tae, a classic comedic character every Filipino loves.

Chip Tsao is losing sleep nowadays. He's in a fit of envious frenzy. He's even near neurotic. For someone who can't do what he pleases under a pseudo-socialist regime, Chip Tsao should probably worry. When the Chinese government learns that he's a cross-dresser and a war-monger, he'll probably be tasked to clean those toilets in the Kalayaan islands.