This is CONFIRMED (Mr. Jun Roxas, check with your idol) NEWS. And urban poor folks will definitely smile and probably heave a sigh of relief when they read this NEWS.
A source told me that Metropolitan Manila Development Authority (MMDA) chairman BAYANI FERNANDO got a scare of his life when A TOP RANKING GENERAL cursed him before his face inside a conference room in a posh HOTEL IN MAKATI CITY just recently.
Fernando, who was once christened the " Sheriff of Nottingham" for his barbaric antics and "tough guy" image, was scared shitless (and that includes his security detail) when a TOP RANKING GENERAL cursed him repeatedly inside that conference room a few days ago.
Yes, FERNANDO, who pounced on defenseless vendors and hapless poor folks in Metro Manila turned to stone when he got crispy "motherfks" (just translate into Tagalog cuss words) from the GENERAL.
Here are THE FACTS.
FERNANDO arrived at the hotel, flanked by his security detail. For those in the know, FERNANDO usually arrives with at least six vehicles (his car, two SUVs, two security escorts riding two motorbikes and a BIG TRUCK) in the place where he's slated to have a talk or a meeting. FERNANDO was invited for a talk.
When BAYANI FERNANDO came, he was with six burly security guards. He got lost. He forgot what CONFERENCE ROOM he's supposed to go.
WITHOUT THINKING, FERNANDO BARGED into a CONFERENCE ROOM where THE GENERAL AND HIS FRIENDS WERE MEETING.
The GENERAL RECOGNIZED FERNANDO and instead of saluting or even ACKNOWLEDGING HIS PRESENCE, THE GENERAL SHOUTED AT THE STUNNED BAYANI FERNANDO. THE GENERAL CURSED THE "TOUGH GUY FROM MARIKINA" REPEATEDLY, SALIVA SPEWING AT FERNANDO'S FACE.
And you know what happened after? BAYANI and HIS BURLY GUARDS JUST STOOD THERE LIKE STATUES. They were not able to draw their guns, after they saw the GOLD CUP 45 CALIBER PISTOL OF THE GENERAL at the table.
BAYANI FERNANDO, THE TOUGH GUY OF METRO MANILA, APOLOGIZED PROFUSELY AND MEEKLY LEFT THE ROOM. SOME GUARDS WHO WERE THERE EVEN SAID THAT BAYANI FERNANDO REPORTEDLY CRIED OUT OF FEAR.
SO MUCH FOR THIS MMDA TOUGH GUY WHO ONLY KNOWS ONE THING---OPPRESS THE LITTLE ONES.
O, BAYANI FERNANDO, NAKAKUHA KA NG KATAPAT MO!
