Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Bayani Fernando cursed by General


This is CONFIRMED (Mr. Jun Roxas, check with your idol) NEWS. And urban poor folks will definitely smile and probably heave a sigh of relief when they read this NEWS.

A source told me that Metropolitan Manila Development Authority (MMDA) chairman BAYANI FERNANDO got a scare of his life when A TOP RANKING GENERAL cursed him before his face inside a conference room in a posh HOTEL IN MAKATI CITY just recently.

Fernando, who was once christened the " Sheriff of Nottingham" for his barbaric antics and "tough guy" image, was scared shitless (and that includes his security detail) when a TOP RANKING GENERAL cursed him repeatedly inside that conference room a few days ago.

Yes, FERNANDO, who pounced on defenseless vendors and hapless poor folks in Metro Manila turned to stone when he got crispy "motherfks" (just translate into Tagalog cuss words) from the GENERAL.

Here are THE FACTS.

FERNANDO arrived at the hotel, flanked by his security detail. For those in the know, FERNANDO usually arrives with at least six vehicles (his car, two SUVs, two security escorts riding two motorbikes and a BIG TRUCK) in the place where he's slated to have a talk or a meeting. FERNANDO was invited for a talk.

When BAYANI FERNANDO came, he was with six burly security guards. He got lost. He forgot what CONFERENCE ROOM he's supposed to go.

WITHOUT THINKING, FERNANDO BARGED into a CONFERENCE ROOM where THE GENERAL AND HIS FRIENDS WERE MEETING.

The GENERAL RECOGNIZED FERNANDO and instead of saluting or even ACKNOWLEDGING HIS PRESENCE, THE GENERAL SHOUTED AT THE STUNNED BAYANI FERNANDO. THE GENERAL CURSED THE "TOUGH GUY FROM MARIKINA" REPEATEDLY, SALIVA SPEWING AT FERNANDO'S FACE.

And you know what happened after? BAYANI and HIS BURLY GUARDS JUST STOOD THERE LIKE STATUES. They were not able to draw their guns, after they saw the GOLD CUP 45 CALIBER PISTOL OF THE GENERAL at the table.

BAYANI FERNANDO, THE TOUGH GUY OF METRO MANILA, APOLOGIZED PROFUSELY AND MEEKLY LEFT THE ROOM. SOME GUARDS WHO WERE THERE EVEN SAID THAT BAYANI FERNANDO REPORTEDLY CRIED OUT OF FEAR.

SO MUCH FOR THIS MMDA TOUGH GUY WHO ONLY KNOWS ONE THING---OPPRESS THE LITTLE ONES.

O, BAYANI FERNANDO, NAKAKUHA KA NG KATAPAT MO!

3 comments:

  1. and this incident makes you feel happy?

    do you think it was right for the top ranking general to act that way? pano pa kung normal na citizen lang yun?

    from the way you have written the article it seems that you are no fan of mr. fernando and its okay. however, i think that outbursts such as this should not be tolerated / praised specially if the person already apologized for "barging in."

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  2. i am not a fan of Bayani at all, but may i just say that i don't see anything wrong with his reaction. If ever, i even find it gallant of him not to create a scene since he was the one who made the mistake of entering the wrong room. Not fighting back when you know that you're in the wrong spells courage to me.

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  3. summer and mylah, you are absolutely correct! that was a gallant thing indeed.

    the purpose of the entry was highlighting the dictum " Do unto others what you want others do unto you." This incident just shows you that people like Bayani will get theirs in the future.

    And yes, that was a gallant action.

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